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Rhodri Marsden
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19 November 2004 @ 08:45 am
look, I couldn't sleep, OK?  
The Home Office produce a tabloid "lifestyle" magazine for the police force.



Right. Back to bed.
 
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[info]theygotboxes on November 19th, 2004 01:29 am (UTC)
haha. that's brilliant. but of course, you knew that.
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 01:30 am (UTC)
No, I'm in need of encouragement and re-assurance as much as the next man. Thank you.
Aunty Nicky[info]doughnutdiary on November 19th, 2004 01:36 am (UTC)
Top right hand corner.

Well, there goes my cup of tea.

*applauds*
(Anonymous) on November 19th, 2004 01:50 am (UTC)
Fuzz
Bleedin' marvellous Rhodri! I'll take two copies and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.

(from Jonathan, Crinklybee)
deep sky, firefly[info]rainsinger on November 19th, 2004 01:57 am (UTC)
ROFL. That's marvelous.
Jeff, God of Biscuits: Silly[info]pookee on November 19th, 2004 02:03 am (UTC)
*applause*
Karen[info]rentaghost31 on November 19th, 2004 02:03 am (UTC)
:)
put the art in retarded: jigger-jigger-jgger-jigg-j-ji-juh MRRRRR[info]drasticsturgeon on November 19th, 2004 02:37 am (UTC)
I just showed some of the lads here and now I cannae get rid of them - go and arrest someone or go and burn some toast or something!!

I don't know how PC [get it] it would have to be, therefore rendering it dreadful no doubt - an incredibly large percentage of our officers are gay or lesbian.
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 02:39 am (UTC)
I would do a gay cop lifestyle magazine front cover, but I'm too tired.
put the art in retarded: mm pinstripe[info]drasticsturgeon on November 19th, 2004 02:52 am (UTC)
Ah no worries - but what would it be called?
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 03:00 am (UTC)
I don't know. If it were just for gay men, probably You're Under A Vest.
put the art in retarded[info]drasticsturgeon on November 19th, 2004 03:16 am (UTC)
Marvellous!
(Anonymous) on November 19th, 2004 03:41 am (UTC)
Or how about 'Bent Copper'?

Tony
The Black Regent[info]g0ldt00th on November 19th, 2004 09:25 am (UTC)
Trunction Monthly
The Black Regent[info]g0ldt00th on November 19th, 2004 09:25 am (UTC)
Err... Truncheon...
(Anonymous) on November 19th, 2004 11:17 am (UTC)
My wife suggested this for lesbian policemen, so it's not my idea OK.....

Constable

tut

tony
(Anonymous) on November 19th, 2004 11:21 am (UTC)
Oh, I've another

Helmet

Come on Wardytron, you're usually good at these...
crayola[info]smakake on November 19th, 2004 02:55 am (UTC)
lovely my boy.
the siren special tickles my fancy.
internetsdairy[info]internetsdairy on November 19th, 2004 02:57 am (UTC)
Would you like me to print some out and take them to Scotland Yard?
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 02:58 am (UTC)
That would probably be best.
Who? Me?[info]richard_geefe on November 19th, 2004 04:09 am (UTC)
*joins chorus of approval*
(Anonymous) on November 19th, 2004 04:42 am (UTC)
Very very funny. But you should go ahead and produce the whole mag.
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 04:57 am (UTC)
I'm not sure that the rozzers would go for it.
Gary Robert Kelly: Anti-depressants (by David Shrigley)[info]besskeloid on November 19th, 2004 05:14 am (UTC)
Wooo-wooo.
Katarina[info]catherooni on November 19th, 2004 05:38 am (UTC)
Hahaha...that made me spit my soup out all over my monitor.

I especially like the random qualifications tagged with "crazy name, crazy guy"...
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 05:42 am (UTC)
Actually, they're his real qualifications. Which might spoil the joke, but it made me laugh.
Katarina[info]catherooni on November 19th, 2004 05:49 am (UTC)
I thought as much...even though some of them my initial reaction was "that's got to be made up!"
(Anonymous) on November 19th, 2004 05:43 am (UTC)
Surely
this should go on www.b3ta.com
McGazz[info]mcgazz on November 19th, 2004 08:12 am (UTC)
I'm sure I heard somewhere that the official Police Ferderation magazine is called..."Police".
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 08:14 am (UTC)
You can't deny it's appropriate, if a little lacking in ingenuity.
McGazz[info]mcgazz on November 19th, 2004 09:56 am (UTC)
http://www.polfed.org/magazine.asp
spoombung[info]spoombung on November 19th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC)
Stonkingly hilarious!

"Put that gun down, son...don't be a fool....."
strange powers[info]strange_powers on November 19th, 2004 10:47 pm (UTC)
You're my hero, [info]rhodri, my absolute hero.
Rhodri Marsden[info]rhodri on November 19th, 2004 11:52 pm (UTC)
That's nice :)
[info]ourgraham on November 27th, 2004 10:17 am (UTC)
You never fail to amuse me Rhodri. If I was wearing a hat, I'd be tipping it to you right now. I'm inclined to purchase one just for that very task, such is my amusement.